Let's run away together

krustomer:

life hack: put your lips on mine to keep warm

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

rhea-the-moose:

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

always reblog the consenting anal thrasher

rhea-the-moose:

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

always reblog the consenting anal thrasher

rock-or-something:

HANDS OFF FUCKBOY

rock-or-something:

HANDS OFF FUCKBOY

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

image

felixdawkins:

The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

I don’t care.

assholuke:

Long Way Home 9.16.14

stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

Bᴇʜɪɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄᴇɴᴇs: ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ 5sᴏs

sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.

sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

rebloggedcucumbers:

mybodypeaceofmind:

symphonyofawesomeness:

All these lovely ladies weigh 154lbs. We all carry weight differently, don’t live your life by an outdated chart. Find a number that looks and feels good.

TAKE A GOOD LOOK. WEIGHT COMES IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.

This is actually a really lovely artistic reference as well. Also HOLY SHIT NEW REBLOG SYSTEM??? dang.

rebloggedcucumbers:

mybodypeaceofmind:

symphonyofawesomeness:

All these lovely ladies weigh 154lbs. We all carry weight differently, don’t live your life by an outdated chart. Find a number that looks and feels good.

TAKE A GOOD LOOK. WEIGHT COMES IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.

This is actually a really lovely artistic reference as well. Also HOLY SHIT NEW REBLOG SYSTEM??? dang.

tonybrotana:

That fuckin guy

tonybrotana:

That fuckin guy