life hack: put your lips on mine to keep warm
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
AnalThrasher69 is a good person
This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.
always reblog the consenting anal thrasher
HANDS OFF FUCKBOY
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.
I don’t care.
nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged
"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."
All these lovely ladies weigh 154lbs. We all carry weight differently, don’t live your life by an outdated chart. Find a number that looks and feels good.
TAKE A GOOD LOOK. WEIGHT COMES IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.
This is actually a really lovely artistic reference as well. Also HOLY SHIT NEW REBLOG SYSTEM??? dang.
That fuckin guy